i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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