I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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