I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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