You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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