I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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