I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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