my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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