bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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