Yo dont text me then not text me
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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