am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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