I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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