sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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