i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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