so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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