Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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