i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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