I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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