I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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