would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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