just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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