The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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