super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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