So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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