I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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