doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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