Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Man, jail baloney is awful.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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