I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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