ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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