Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You don't make any sense
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