Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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