'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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