I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My hand turned me down
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Randomize
