i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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