I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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