My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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