This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
