Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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