Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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