We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
