Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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