I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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