ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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