I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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