you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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