you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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