Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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