I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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