do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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