Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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