We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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