For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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