its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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